A man received a message from his neighbour:
"Sorry sir, I am using your wife... day and night... when you are not present at home.... In fact - more than you;
I confess because now I feel very much guilty... Hope you will accept my sincere apologies".
... And the man shot his wife.......
A few minutes later he received another message :
"Sorry sir, spelling mistake ... wi fi. Not wife".
vasja prizanesi nam malo, ta revež je najprej z glavo nabil ob betonsko ograjo, potem je telebnu še od pločnik, da o morebitnih posledicah sploh ne razmišljam....a ni bilo že dovolj letošnje gozdno-kabelske in žledne katastrofe, ji smo jo in jo bomo čutili še dolgo