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Rhubarb Barbara
A gibberish story
In a small village, there lived a girl named Barbara.
Barbara was known throughout the area for her excellent rhubarb pie.
Since everyone found Barbara's rhubarb pie so delicious, she came to be known as "Rhabarberbarbara" or Rhubarb Barbara (Rhubarbara?).
Rhabarberbarbara soon realized that she could earn money with her rhubarb pies, so she opened a bar: The "Rhabarberbarbarabar" or Rhubarb Barbara's Bar.
Naturally, the Rhabarberbarbarabar soon began to accumulate regular customers.
The best known among them, three barbarians, so often came to the Rhabarberbarbarabar to eat the magnificent Rhabarberbarbara's rhubarb pie, that they earned the nickname "Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren" or The 'Rhubarb Barbara's Bar' Barbarians.
The Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren had beautiful thick beards; "Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbärte", or The 'Rhubarb Barbara's Bar' Barbarians' Beards.
When the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren needed their Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbärte trimmed they went to the barber.
The only barber who could trim a Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbart, which they obviously needed, called himself "Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbier", or The 'Rhubarb Barbara's Bar' Barbarians' Beard-Barber.
The Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbier learnt from the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren, while trimming their beards, about Rhabarberbarbarabar and Rhabarberbarbara, and her wonderful rhubarb pie. The thought of it made him thirsty for beer, which he lovingly referred to as "Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbier", or The 'Rhubarb Barbara's Bar' Barbarians' Beard-Barber's Beer.
The Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbier could only be bought at one bar in the area, the "Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbierbar", or The 'Rhubarb Barbara's Bar' Barbarians' Beard-Barber's Beer-Bar.
The barmaid* who served the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbieres at the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbierbar, was named Bärbel, so everyone referred to her as "RhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbierbarBärbel", or The 'Rhubarb Barbara's Bar' Barbarians' Beard-Barber's Beer-Bar Bärbel.
After the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbier had cut the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbärte, the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren took him to the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbierbar, and then they took RhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbierbarBärbel with them to Rhabarberbarbarabar, so that the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbier could finally meet Rhabarberbarbara and eat a slice of her wonderful rhubarb pie with a nice, refreshing glass of Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbier.
Cheers!
Who are you to question my sincerity
For now you are high on yourself
počasi odklapljam aparate in vam pomaham v pozdrav....komaj sem čakala letos morski val in od jutri dalje plavam skupaj z njim....imejte se prijetno, uživajte vreme tako ali drugače, tudi nevihta sodi v poletje
vrhovni skrbite za portal in morebitno nesnago, forumaši izpišite kako novico, vsem ostalim pa "prave, tanajboljše" igre med mizami - se ponovno vidimo sredi avgusta, ko se vračam s školjkami
z morskimi pozdravi ponovno z vami in obljubljene školjkice za "večne spomine šumenja morja"
prebrodili smo celo jadransko magistralo in dalje obalne kotičke Dalmacije, malo tu in malo tam, letos za spremembo brez otokov, smo pa našli zalivčke tudi s kopensko morske strani - une take pravljično peščene....in poseben užitek letošnjega poletja - avtodom in prosta izbira lokacij počitnikovanja.... nepozabno, neprecenljivo, edinstveno. Edino kar danes pogrešam je prava domača goveja župca in moja postelja...
Hahaha, dans sm dobil tale hud primer konverzacije med mtko pa sinom na emajl:
Son: Mom stop you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Ahaha, krepnu, ma k je kjut no :D
Who are you to question my sincerity
For now you are high on yourself
je' bi premetanko...
Who are you to question my sincerity
For now you are high on yourself
