Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth. He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a few hours, they all decided they needed more information. So the apostles volunteered to go on earth and to bring
back samples of each drug. After a few days, the apostles start coming back.
- Who\'s there?
- It\'s Paul.
Jesus opens the door - What did you bring back,Paul?
- Hashish from Morocco.
- Excellent, come in.
- Who\'s there?
- It\'s Mark.
Jesus opens the door - What did you bring back, Marc?
- Marijuana from Columbia.
- Excellent, come in.
- Who\'s there?
- It\'s Matthew.
Jesus opens the door - What did you bring back, Matthew?
- Cocaine from Columbia.
- Excellent, come in.
- Who\'s there?
- It\'s John.
Jesus opens the door - What did you bring back, John?
- Ecstasy from Montreal.
- Excellent, come in.
- Who\'s there?
- It\'s Luke.
Jesus opens the door - What did you bring back, Luke?
- Speed from Amsterdam.
- Excellent, come in.
- Who\'s there?
- It\'s Judas.
- Jesus opens the door - What did you bring back, Judas?
- FBI!!! Everyone against the wall!
